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Lindsey McKeon and Rachel Paulson are Earth's oldest living millennials. They were adulting before it was cool. Now they're here to take you on a mid-30s journey, to teach you young'n's everything you ought to know to live your best life as a grown-ass millennial.

Strap in, kiddos.

Apr 15, 2019

Lindsey and Rachel compare pee color as they dive into filtered, unfiltered, bottled, tap, spring, raw, alkaline, electrolyte-enhanced and "Beyond" H2O.

Just because it's clear and tasteless doesn't mean it's all the same. Lindsey endores ewg.org, where you can search for tap water contaminants by ZIP code. Meanwhile, Rachel wrestles with the amount of poop in the water supply and what electrolytes really are.

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